Eagles-battery-throwing, fans celebrating the philadelphia eagles super bowl win have been posting about the need to hide batteries. duracell even got in on the action and released a cryptic video saying that "batteries.... Have you seen their sub? the whole front page is about us. every story back to back is trying to discredit us in some way. i think it's funny how..., after two weeks of the nfl season, this level-headed sports analyst provides a calm, rational argument for why the philadelphia eagles should just disband their team entirely and return the franchise to the nfl